PLEASE SEE individual listings for more info and for back views!


SIZE GUIDE is the last slide, and watch this video if you need further help.


*Please take extra care with reviewing the measurements for the shorts as we can't make exchanges or take returns per the one-of-a-kind nature of the items. We suggest finding a similar garment in your closet, laying it flat, and measuring against the specs.


✿ Artisan made with love and care: designed and cut by Dani in NC and sewn by skilled garment workers in NYC. Our garment workers are experienced sewists and tailors who are paid a living wage to bring these one-of-a-kind wearable art pieces to life.✿


These shorts are one-of-a-kind and made from vintage cotton towels and vintage cotton fabric (for the pocket bags). Please understand there could be slight signs of wear (anything significant will be described or photographed.


"Future Vintage over future garbage"


✿  Size: Each Pair is one-of-one - please see the size guide (last slide) for sizing/measurement info.


✿  Towel Contents: mostly 100% cotton - please see the specific listing for specifics of each item.


✿ Original Towel Decades: the 1960s-1990s (each pair is different).

Beach Bum Towel Shorts (All Combos)

  • Please note that these items are non-returnable or exchangeable - it just isn't logistically viable with the small operation we run! Please ask any and all questions prior to purchase.